Days 2 and 3: The day the machines stopped and the day they started again
You're Fitbit, My Gosh Don't You Know It by The Streets (Well, close enough) You can't log onto Twitter without, before long, encountering some conspiracy theorists predicting that machines are on the way to taking over, and that humans will be under thrall to our new techno gods any day soon. This is, apparently, being accelerated because we've all been infected with nanobots in the Covid vaccines and something about 5G towers. Of course, anyone who's had to sit for a few hours whilst their PC uploads a new version of Windows might disagree, or anyone whose tablet has dropped its WiFi signal or their phone has dropped down the toilet and the only rice you have to hand is super expensive Italian artisan Arborio that you bought because you fancied trying that Asian fusion risotto recipe from Yotam Ottolenhi had in the Guardian, but never got round to trying because you couldn't get the right brand of boutique Bhutanese organic yak cheese, so you don't want
